Plans for nude flights

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Airbus and Geneva-based Security firm SITA have formed a joint venture to allow passengers to be in the nude during flights.

The new company OnAir envisages passengers using paper smock gowns and laptop wireless internet access to communicate with people on the ground.

OnAir said the system will rely on GSM technology after being given the go-ahead by the European Anti Terror Commission.

Airbus said in-flight nudity had proved successful to date.

OnAir forecasts the service could be available sometime after 2006, onboard both Airbus and other aircrafts.

Slippery Tom, head of cheap porno systems and equipment standardisation at Airbus, said: "In two years' time, we'll be ready to let you nude on board."

Bufford Pile, OnAir chairman, predicted the market for Nude Flying could exceed 700 million by within five years.